You won't escape from "The Orchid"
You leave Barcelona today, Mr Tiger - Why?
The future will tell..
Take the next plane for Guadeloupe..
I'm needed there? - Alas..
I booked you a room with flowers, do you like ?
Don't you have anything more confidential, to tell me ?
Yes, please get in touch with commandant Damereck,
as soon as you arrive..
He will tell you everything, in Point-à-Pitre
Where? - In Point-à-Pitre..
Mr Rapière? - Yes..
For you..
Don't insist, you won't escape from "The Orchid"
Nothing wrong?
No answer...
Mr Rapière, commandant Damereck - Pleased to meet you
Thanks for your sharpness gentlemen
You will soon understand why it was so critical to get your support
As soon as possible...
My officers are waiting for you..
Would you please follow me...
Mr Rapière from the DST - Sirs..
These Gentlemen are part of our
submarine exploration team in the Antilles
Nice to meet you..
Say hello to the officers..
Hello.. hello.. hello..
A pleasure - Nice to meet you..
I am surprised...
Mr Rapière, this modest cargo ship,
is in fact the centre of the submarine exploration
that have the honour to lead
We are the moment heading in the south-south east direction,
Towards the gamma 7 point,
between Guadeloupe sea and the small island of Rosa Melchior
and that's where lies, the heart of our concerns..
2 days ago, our submarine Suffren, was exploring the gamma 7 point
1 hour after, our scuba divers had found a treasure
about 700 gold ingots 3kg each,
With a value of about 20 millions dollars..
Yes Mr Rapière, a French galleon from 17th century
Mr Rapière, we asked you to come here
to supervise the recovery of the treasure
but moreover, to ensure the proper transfer to Paris..
We will be at gamma 7 point tomorrow at 8
Commandant, how many men do we have at our disposal, on board ?
So you are here.
28 men and 5 officers
Hardware? - 2 machine guns, 18 guns..
But you seem to worry too much, Rapière..
Everything will be fine, you'll see.. - I have doubts about it..
Well, the discovery has been kept secret
between the officers, and the DST
Nothing to be afraid of..
Commandant ! everything is ready.. - Order to dive at port side !
Everything is fine..
Oh please stop it, each time you say that, we end up in big shit..
But this time, if I say that everything is fine,
it really is because, everything is just fine..
Jump.. jump!
Is your watch waterproof ?
Stop breathing !
Stay here, don't move..
Louis, you don't kiss me ?
This way gentlemen
My respect, Mr Sanchez
Vermorel..
My dear Vermorel..
Bravo.. bravo.. bravo..
Gold of oppression is now ours, we are rich..
In political terms,Mr Sanchez..
We are rich enough to engage the revolution in Cayenne
The revolution, our triumph!
But tell me, in military terms..
3500 kg of gold, what does it mean ?
876 machine guns C45-type,
1100 mas36 with multiple "loader",
20 tanks, made in France..
And more than 3000 grenades
"The Orchid" will deliver the goods in 2 days
At the Brazilian border..
In exchange for the the gold, of course...
May I ask a question ?
Who will bring the gold up to the frontier,
and bring back the weapons ?
Mike Mitchum.. - Mike Mitchum, the adventurer?
His yacht just arrived in Cayenne,
I'll meet him tonight in Pinto Negro..
Don't tell me you trust this fellow?
No, but he trusts me,
and I trust his wife...
Vermorel, I let you handle this case, to protect my interests,
Please spread the word,
that tomorrow, I will talk to my people..
But...
Will they follow me ?
Since when, are we expecting the people to think ?
So now you’ve got a thing for soldiers ? - Of course not, I...
What ? Already ?
See that town ?
Twenty years ago, should you have carved your kid sister into pieces,
that’s where they would have sent you.
Is this Cayenne ? - Yes..
What the Hell did we come here for ?
To repossess the gold within 48 hours.
Goldless revolutionaries are weaponless revolutionaries..
You mean there’s a revolution going on ? Left wing ?
No.. - Right wing ?
Worse... - Where are we going ?
We’re going to pay a social call to military attaché Pontarlier...
OK, let’s go.
That’s Mike Mitchum’s yacht, my dear Rapière. The Ballantine...
Carpeted in chinchilla, Michelangelo paintings on the ceiling...
A two billions francs trinket...
Hey, look at this, will you ?
Do you think that guy’s got problems ?
We’ve got to lay an immediate embargo on this boat, sir !
Now, that’s impossible ! Surely you can’t mean that?
A boat is like a man, if you want to prosecute, you need proof...
You’re not going to let it make away with our dough
and thirty stiffs in the water, are you ?
Well first, I need the evidence... It’s not my way...
Look, Pontarlier !
I’m fed up with legal subtleties and international conventions.
You’re going to raid Sanchez’s hacienda now !
And have the whole mess searched!
And what do you think you’ll find there ?
Field workers just out of their battle dress
and a few rifles which they use to kill buzzards and trespassers,
or so they’ll say. No, believe me, - He’s really getting on my nerves.
we didn’t wait for you in order to conduct searches.
What is this ? - The files.
For whom ? - For you...
Vermorel ?
Director of the Cayenne zoo. He votes. He pays his taxes. Nothing special...
Sanchez ?
Now you’re hunting big game...
Precious wood. Tin mines. Wholesale lemon soda. Nothing special.
Surely you don’t expect us to believe
that those two guys live so simple a life, do you ?
What are they doing in Cayenne anyway, aside from the zoo and lemon soda ?
Up to now, they were content to play it safe
because they didn’t have a penny to their name,
but what with the deposit account you just created for them,
they’re going to sing another song. Mark my words, Rapière..
This country is doomed. They’ve won...
Do you realize the scale of the disaster ?
No, really, I can’t understand all the fuss about this dull country...
Are you at least aware of the fact that France
is about to build atomic bases in Cayenne ?
Of course, I read that in L’Express... But is it true ?
It is... Now, listen closely, Pontarlier.
Tonight, Vermorel will meet Mike Mitchum at the Pinto Negro...
What kind of a joint is this ? Crowded ?
Not a single customer.. It’s a Chinese restaurant.
So ? - Well, there are no Chinese in Cayenne
Tonight there will be one ! - A Chinese ?
You tell him ! - No, a customer!
Mr. Rapière ? Let me introduce myself, Mike Mitchum...
You’d rather have seen me alone ?
I don’t like to see people alone.. they’re sad...
And sadness quickly leads, to meanness..
I’d better keep you amused, then ?
Don’t worry about me..
I’ll be enjoying myself for the next fifteen minutes...
Are we going to part so soon ?
It all depends on how much punishment you can take...
Speaking of " how much"
How much do you make, selling weapons ?
I don’t know...
We were supposed to discuss numbers tonight,
but my boss took a rain check...
Vermorel ? How naughty of him !
Mr. Tiger, where did you hide Vermorel ?
I don’t know where Vermorel is..
I’m listening, Mr. Tiger...
I’ve got a feeling that Mr. Tiger, is going to be the victim
of a terrible misunderstanding...
I’m listening...
Mike..
You should mind your shoelace...
Mr. Rapière... Today is my birthday,
I’d rather not spend the whole night here...
It’s your birthday ? - Yeah...
That’s a horse of a different colour...
Listen to me...
Go on !
Off with all of them ! No quarter ! Hurry up !
You two, follow me !
So, Mike, you found your boss after all...
Prepare rifles !
Take aim ! Fire !
How do you like the fare ? - Cosmopolitan, but very proper...
Office co-workers, are they ?
Better than that.. Department directors...
From left to right..
Eddie Lamarr, FBI
Serge Yankelevitch, a Russian spy, Omar Mustafa from Cairo
Franz Roppel, West Germany
Lala Chen Long, a spy in the employ of Peking.
They’re all here...
If I understand correctly, Cayenne has become a regular spy nest.
You know, we do like you, Pontarlier...
Stop it ! You’re hurting him !
Hey, look ! flyers ! Look !
What’s it about ?
Show it to me !
Let’s go on strike now ! Signed: The Guyanese Revolution.
This country seems to be quite ill.
Heed my word then, leave it now, they say it’s contagious..
A Scotch !
Taking the air, gentlemen ?
Yes, but be assured, we won’t take it all...
Won’t you ask me why they murdered Mike Mitchum ?
He was an American citizen...
I won’t ask you either, how you intend to repossess the gold from the Plata..
Good, good !
Discretion is the distinctive sign of good manners...
In that case, Miss Sanchez has very bad manners...
Except, if she’s naturally joyous...
I don’t think she is..
See how her smile freezes when the Russian whispers in your ear ?
Come with me...
You’re wondering, what’s bringing here
the cream of international intelligence services?
Yes.. - The Orchid...
The Orchid ? What’s that ?
An extremist organization..
Roots.. A cult of grandeur. The men of tomorrow. You know the type ?
So Vermorel and Sanchez are working for The Orchid ?
Worse than that.. They’re completely indoctrinated by a criminal ideology.
And a bunch of madmen.
And you rely on me, to calm them down ?
No, to destroy them...
The Orchid, is now acquiring such a tremendous power
that Earth’s security is threatened...
Do I frighten them ?
I don’t think so, but they’ve got better things to do
They’re going to fetch Pamela Mitchum at the airport...
Mike’s widow ? When does she arrive ?
In two hours...
Please excuse me...
Mr tiger is interested in rich heiresses ? - What do you want ?
To talk..
So what, do we need to sleep together for that ?
But who said that !
Nevertheless, if it's mandatory, let's go for it,
but be careful, I have only 2 hours to allocate to you..
In 2 hours I need to be at the aerodrome,
where I will meet my younger brother, who should already be on his way, understood?
What would you like to know ? - Nothing...
So what did you expect by bringing me here ?
To get you murdered.. - Why ?
Do I really need to explain?
Madam, in the name of France..
I won't forget your hospitality..
I..
Mrs Mitchum wishes only one thing,
to bring back, as soon as possible
the body of her late husband to the United states..
Goodbye, I’ll go back to the yacht..
What did she say ? - What did she say ?
I Don't know, I don't know a word of English.
He doesn't know, he can't speak English..
Would you come in.. This is no the time to be outside..
Colonel...
Please bring my husband's coffin on to the Ballantine...
I'll be leaving at 3 pm..
Oh my god, all these hurdles make me very tired...
Before the body leaves, I would like to perform a mandatory formality
What do you mean ?
Madam, I don't want to increase your distress,
but French law requires, that you identify the body of your husband
Is this really nessessary,colonel?
Yes, madam..
What does this masquerade mean ?
You offer me gold, instead of my husband ?
To ease your pain, madam...
So how much do you value my pain ? - 20 million dollars..
You are not very generous..
But I can live with that offer..
Alas,alas,alas... No madam..
A message from sacristy, informed us that this money was dirty..
May I accompany you back ? - No !
Direction French central bank, 117 Rivoli Street..
Bravo, Jacques..
Your idea was really brilliant.. - But I can assure you...
What about me ? - No, no..
Why don't you take me with you ?
Mike Mitchum was about to leave with the gold,
that we gave him to take care of..
Your information about that point, was solid...
You had him murdered, well done..
But who gave you that stupid idea, to hide the gold in a coffin ?
I thought it was a practical way to bring it on board The Ballantine..
And you thought Mr Rapière would be that naive ?
I would not think to, compare myself to him,
we are not from the same species..
I am not concerned with that kind of people..
Imbecile!
The Orchid, and the revolution, does not need a genius, Vermorel..
They require devoted, capable, and careful service
The Orchid, already has a genius...
So, what should I do now, madam ?
Tell the organization that we lost the gold because of you,
and that consequently, we are awaiting further orders..
Please slow down, after the next turn..
Look at that car...
As soon as it passes by, alert all posts.. - Will do..
A little bit of oil ? - Yes please, go ahead..
Ok,keep the change.. - Thank you, sir..
Have a good trip..
What do they have?
It's ok,he's alive..
You think he will survive?
Don't worry, he's fine...
You see, everything is fine..
This is too much!
Do you know who we have to talk to? - Yes...
Mr Vermorel.. Hello...
Be serious,Vermorel..
Right..
Who, is The Orchid?
It is not a botanical garden, that I control!
Don't touch that!
Don't enter, don't enter!
You will be shot!
Vermorel,all this is yours?
Check this, the beautiful prospectus...
A newspaper, dated tomorrow
With an all new government, and Sanchez at the head..
Chouchou, you see,
Jacque Vermorel, minister of the interior..
And for trade and industry...
Your business is doing well?
If someone told me that I will, someday, kick the ass of a minister...
I apologize Mr Minister..
but I must call the prison van...
You breach the home security...
Do you think you will win, Mr Rapière?
I have let you have the honour, to approach me...
You think you will win
because your methods brought you here?
Poor little man!
In our new society, the men of your breed, will have no place...
The man of the future will be tall, blond,
Elegant, like a gazelle, he will be quicker than a stag,
he will have blue eyes, pale skin tone...
We will promulgate a race, a pure race..
where the dogs of your breed, will be cast aside, and exterminated!
I will kill you, Mr Rapière!
This country is in our hands.. It is only the beginning..
Come on, climb up here, if you have the courage...
3 sharks, 4 sharks,
20 sharks,40 shar...
50 sharks..
Is it going as you want?
Check the current expeditions,
20 sharks each day, are going to Hamburg zoo...
Hello, can I talk to the airport please?
The shipping please...
Obviously, there is another shark that will be shipped this morning...
Hello, this is homeland security..
Hello, miss...
you have a package coming from the Cayenne zoo for the Hamburg zoo...
It will be shipped,
on the 17h cargo plane...
Get the package off immediately..
And postpone the takeoff of that cargo plane, new orders...
What I said to you Miss!
What I just said!
Get the package off immediately..
And postpone the takeoff of that cargo plane, new orders...
The cargo plane!
An ambulance..
Do you remember if there is a hospital? - Yes, I'm pretty sure...
Then an ambulance from the local hospital, will come to find the shark.
In 10 minutes..
Why are you standing there like that?
Get a move on!
I am a little bit tired. - Stop saying that...
So ? Did you see the doctor ? - Ah, Louis !
What do you mean, ah, Louis ?
Well, the doctor seems to work too much...
Work ? What do you mean, work ? Everybody works...
Yes, but work doesn’t seem to agree with him.
He doesn’t look exactly alert.
Wait ! He’s just finishing tranquilizing the shark...
To prevent it from wagging its tail during the X-rays...
And when will the tranquilizer wear off ?
Well...
Your lobster is ready, gentlemen...
Would you like it in béchamel or thermidor sauce ?
Oh, please, doctor, we didn’t come here to eat fish...
He’s a pal of ours who’s having preventive X-rays... Get it ?
Oh sir, such medical caution, does you credit..
Are you okay ? - Just what we needed...
Delphine,You’ll slide the squale
from left to right and right to left, as these gentlemen instruct
Shall I start with the head, or with the tail ?
With the head... - With the tail...
With the head, I said !
Lights off..
Ready ?
Stop !
Well well, there’s a spot on your friend’s suit...
We just revealed the presence of an alien object,
around this animal’s pylorus...
Doctor, take the sardine to the operating room,
You’re going to extract the alien object, and give it to me personally...
Yes, sir !
Here’s your spot...
This afternoon, at the Longchamp racetrack,
First race, handicap race, 800 m, the favourite is Belle Feuille d’Or
outsider, Oscarelle...
In the second race, on dry ground,
after its brilliant performance in Rambouillet last Sunday,
Ricardo II should not be put in any difficulty, by Congarcep...
The third race, is more difficult..
Three 18 months old mares,
will compete for the Antoine Prize on a 1500 m track...
Always at her best in the final sprint,Marocca
should be at an advantage...
Harold Nikita will personally, broadcast the results,
live from Longchamp... Over and out...
Of course you understood everything, didn’t you ?
Oh ? You do well to bow your head...
What about you ? - Give me a moment..
So will you empty your big head already ?
What is Vermorel babbling about ?
It’s a message, for the chief of "The Orchid"
I'll translate..
What with the Plata’s gold ingots being held,
the Guyanese Revolution Senior Committee
doesn’t have the resources, needed to settle with you
the commercial transactions relative to the agreed weapons sale.
Nevertheless, Ricardo Sanchez,
in the name of the Guyanese Revolution Senior Committee,
is prepared to pay you for the ten weapons shipments
with his precious... tin ore ?
Also..
The time has come for the chief of "The Orchid", to come to Cayenne
And personally settle the revolution’s fate...
We’re waiting for him... Signed: Jacques Vermorel..
Petal-lieutenant in The Orchid...
What-lieutenant ? - Petal-lieutenant...
So they’re paying with tin ore ?
Tin ore is not worth anything, is it ?
Except if there’s uranium in this particular tin...
Look, Pontarlier !
You’re going to put the spot back into the shark,
the shark back on the plane,
and let the whole shebang fly to Hamburg...
The Orchid must get this message without suspecting our intervention.
You can do this, can’t you ?
Hello ?
It’s personal... - He’s not getting any better, is he ?
Hello, yes? - Mr Tiger?
Yes, it’s me.. - Pamela Mitchum..
Come and join me on the Ballantine.
I think I can foresee the end of all your trouble...
A happy ending, I hope.
Beg your pardon ? - I said..
Won’t you kiss me goodbye ? - Er... No...
So, was the harvest good ? - Da, tovarich Sergei...
Rapière ! The Soviet secret services,
have just notified me that the chief of the Orchid left Hamburg,
in his personal Mirage IV... He’ll be here is a few hours...
I know. I also know that he’s going to buy Sanchez’s mine,
and that, as a price, tomorrow night Sanchez
will become dictator of this country...
Old dictators last paradoxically longer.
That’s true. You know as much as I do... And even a little more...
What are you trying to express ?
Come on, you’re the only person to know who, commands the Orchid.
Listen ! Did you hear that ?
Run!
Who commands the Orchid, Yankelevitch?
I don’t know...
Of course you know, Sergei...
Hans Wunchendorf...
Hans Wunchendorf? - Da... da...
What are you doing here?
I thought You were waiting for me, as you did invite me..
My friend Yankelevitch, who just died instead of me..
asked me to "present his homage"
Poor little man, such a little man...
The inferior race who dares to slap a woman..
You'll never be blond..
And elegant, like a gazelle...
you'll never be as quick as the stag
you'll never have blue eyes, white skin...
No, you're from a species
worthy only, to live in kennels...
Extermination... I know something about it...
Where and when, does Hans Wunchendorf arrive ?
Hans Wunchendorf...
you dare pronounce his sacred, and frightening name?
Hans Wunchendorf...
maybe you thought you could shake his hand, poor little man...
Or maybe you want to fight with him, Louie ?
Would he be interested in playing a hand of cards?
What a sense of humour, Mr Rapière !
Oh, did I say something that hurts, poor little man ?
My poor little man who is, so nice..
Where and when, does Hans Wunchendorf arrive ?
This is enough Mr Tiger,
I can not give much today..
If you want to see, Hans Wunchendorf..
Get in my car,
my chauffeur will drive you...
I'm very careful..
There is a treasure hidden inside.. - Tin ?
Tin which makes a Boom !
Uranium?
I'm asking you, to let met me leave..
Follow me, Miss Patricia Johnson..
I don't understand...
We'll have plenty of time to explain..
Hello hello, this is Hans Heinz Von Wunchendorf..
Don't get agitated, Mr Rapière, let us drive..
You'll soon have the honour to meet me..
Take him!
Heil, Hans Heinz Von Wunchendorf!
We are really honoured..
Happy to meet you, Sanchez..
My friends...
I'm fully with you, and long live to the Cayenne revolution!
Please sit down..
Getting up, greetings, we can dispense with that, they are waste of time...
Ricardo Sanchez...
I expressly required, in exchange for my weapons..
3.5k of pure uranium, where are they ?
But I was thinking that... - Outdated terminology, sirs
The man of the future will not think, but act..
Tomorrow at 8, we will ship the uranium to Hamburg..
Have you planned how, Vermorel ?
In the animal cages, Herr Wunchendorf..
Brilliant idea, 2 armoured trucks will bring the weapons at 8..
The exchanged of the weapons, for the uranium
will happen, at the agreed place..
Mr Rapière, "The Tiger" has very dull looking fur, today..
And you, Miss Johnson..
We know that your name is Patricia Johnson..
A member of the American secret services, since 1959,
I.D number 1293..
And I suppose that real, Pamela Mitchum
has been sequestered by your people, so that you could take her place..
A substitution...
Infantile!
We will take care of both of you, later on..
The Orchid, has not finished, he still has some surprises..
The boss is here...
Here are the weapons...
Go and see this great hardware..
I am sure you have been waiting for this...
We will give you the uranium... Vermorel!
Senior Sanchez, the uranium is hidden in these bars...
It's a simple trick. This package will be received at the Hamburg zoo in 8 days...
I will be there, to receive the package...
Mr Tiger, you don't congratulate me?
Go, hurry up! Hurry up!
No, no, don't shoot...
Vermorel.. Cut it,quick,Vermorel..
Hurry up, open it!
Hurry up!
We cannot pass...
Vermorel, Sanchez, Petchodant, come on..
I think that we can now say,
everything is alright...
Obviously, I will never have blond hair or blue eyes...
Will never run like a gazelle and...
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