1 00:00:15,910 --> 00:00:18,910 These stories are based on facts;all similarities With real people or events aren't fortuitous. 2 00:00:21,910 --> 00:00:23,910 THE WORLD'S FINEST SWINDLERS 3 00:00:54,910 --> 00:01:01,910 No matter ethics in the swindles matter, Yes, enough with ethics and cracks. 4 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:08,910 In the scum, the scum of time, shall The swindlers we were, diamants 5 00:01:09,910 --> 00:01:12,910 Lovers, drown. 6 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:22,910 Love is an exchange of bad courtesies And women take revenge of the love 7 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:30,910 They gave to us.For who is the slave of His passions, the road to heaven is laid 8 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:35,310 With bad intentions. 9 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:40,310 T'was....in Tokyo. 10 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:48,310 - 1000 yens? - Yes. 11 00:02:03,510 --> 00:02:06,610 300 more, and you have 50000 Yens on your credit account. 12 00:02:08,510 --> 00:02:10,510 Ok, i put 300 more in 13 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:15,810 Here 14 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:43,310 So, miss, do you like it? 15 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:57,310 Every time she comes, she tries it On her neck.Faje jewels would do. 16 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:01,510 Anyway, it always looks like fake jewels On her! 17 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:34,010 An other cognac 18 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:58,510 Welcome,Come in Good night, Mr. 19 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:03,510 One beer. One bottle . Very well, mr. 20 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:09,510 I always sit here, beer is as good, and It' s more expensive at the tables. 21 00:04:14,410 --> 00:04:16,710 - Mama sam is out. - Oh really? 22 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:19,810 - May I? - But she'll be back soon. 23 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:22,510 I'll wait for her. 24 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,810 - You leave already? - Oh, no. One more beer. 25 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:46,810 Looking for fun? 26 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:50,810 Yea,at my age, i know well that i Can't be loved for myself 27 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:55,210 Youre too modest;you re much more Charming than many young men 28 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:58,510 -That's waht you say.. -But it'true, young men are broke 29 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:02,410 And always boast themselves.I don't like this type of men. 30 00:05:03,610 --> 00:05:06,210 And your job is to push them in this way and make them pay. 31 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:08,610 That's being straight! 32 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,610 Oh, a ghost ! it'nice to come. 33 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:17,310 I thought you were in a another World, after all this time. 34 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,510 What a warm welcome ! -water 35 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:24,210 -He, you look younger ! Don't you agree? 36 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,810 -I ve just met him -oh yeah? 37 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:34,810 He's mr mitsuda, you know the musician. 38 00:05:36,910 --> 00:05:38,810 Come on, try to remember! He wrote this song. 39 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:43,010 It is more than 30 years old, she Can't have heard of it 40 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:46,010 True, she was not even born! 41 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:49,010 His record was a big success. He won a fortune... 42 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:52,310 I can't believe how much younger you look,sensi. 43 00:05:54,110 --> 00:05:57,810 -It's the teeth,it's from today -Oh yes that's why! How well made! 44 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:03,510 -It doesn't look like fake teeth! -Made with platinium, a jewellry work! 45 00:06:04,510 --> 00:06:09,110 Let's have fun! Trust me! I know the good Places.No scandal! c'mon, i'm so thirsty! 46 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,810 True, in platinium? 47 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:22,810 It runs all over the palate and the Down side too. 48 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:26,810 -It must have cost a lot -Well, yes, about 1 million yens. 49 00:06:28,110 --> 00:06:30,110 Hopefully, my dentist made a price for Me.The platinium alone is worth 50 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:31,810 400000yens, he said. 51 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:35,810 I never thought one would pay Such a price for teeth. 52 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:39,810 One must be healed, What's worth Having money otherwise...? 53 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:43,110 I have a tooth that hurts but i Won't have it cured... 54 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:46,110 I'd rather buy some nice curtains 55 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:52,110 -One drink?You looking for? -My cigares. 56 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:56,110 -There are cigarettes at the bar. -No,i like cigars only. 57 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:09,110 -Light! -Here. 58 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:12,610 -No, a light! -Oh, sorry 59 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:26,810 -Oups, i almost forget! Gimme the phone! -Here. 60 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:49,510 Miss.The Job Office?Mitsuda speaking. Is shikava here?Oh, not yet?Why?For an 61 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:59,510 Extra, of course.No, please, don't Send someone i don't know.Tell her to come 62 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:04,010 At my house when she 's back. 63 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:10,010 It's hard to find a maid, the one i had Went back home; I'm so annoyed. 64 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:16,510 -Are you married? -I had a wife 15 years ago. 65 00:08:17,810 --> 00:08:19,410 What about now? 66 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:23,010 I'm happy to be single, but i can't stand Any mess, though i hate cleaning. 67 00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:26,410 So,I leave it. 68 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,510 -Say, what if I come to your house To clean it 69 00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:35,910 -You? -Do you think you can? 70 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:42,910 I have a cousin married with a waitress. She would let it all messed up, never 71 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:47,910 Do cooking.So, my cousin was upset To eat the caterer cooking. 72 00:08:50,010 --> 00:08:52,710 You don't trust me.Let me come And you'll see. 73 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:55,710 So, where do you live? 74 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:01,710 Give me this paper. 75 00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:32,710 -What's wrong with you? -My belly is hurting 76 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:36,810 -All of a sudden? -Yes.May i leave sooner today,mama? 77 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:41,810 -It hurts that bad? -Yes, for several days now. 78 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:45,810 If so, leave.Can you go home alone? -Yes, i think so. 79 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:52,810 Mitsuda seems very nice, very paternal But be aware, he seems to be so. 80 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:59,810 On the other hand, he's very mean; Don't count on him;Now, you're warned 81 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:04,810 Everywhere he goes, he has his bag With him.That's how he seduces girls. 82 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:09,810 He let them see what's inside And that's it.Haven't you see what's 83 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,810 Inside his bag,He wouldn't let you? 84 00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:17,810 -No. -It's only a warning.Be careful on your 85 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:21,810 way home. -Yes.Thank you. 86 00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:57,910 Please, can i see one phial? 87 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:13,910 -I take an other one. -It's a very good tonic. 88 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:32,910 -Oh you? Ididn't expect you; -I left just after you.I followed you. 89 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,910 Well, you made it well 90 00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:39,910 This way. 91 00:11:57,210 --> 00:12:01,910 Caretaker? Yes, i'm the caretaker.It's cheaper. 92 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:04,910 -Is this your building?! -Yes, it's mine. 93 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:12,910 Come in. 94 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:23,910 What 's that smell?! What a mess! 95 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:29,510 I'll open the window.It won't hurt. 96 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:52,810 m fresh air! how delicious! How good a nice home feels! 97 00:12:58,910 --> 00:13:01,810 -Sense, do you have an indoor clothe? -Inside clothe? 98 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:04,610 I won't clean in this outfit! It's my best Kimono. 99 00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:08,910 Stop with the cleaning. No, leave it. Later on 100 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:10,910 Please.Listen to me. 101 00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:13,810 I found out.Shall i put this on? Wait! 102 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:17,810 Go to the other room.I need to change my clothes. 103 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:19,810 Don't look! 104 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,810 Come in! 105 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,810 Go away dust! Give that! 106 00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:18,810 -What will you give to me? -Everythig you want.Yes everything! 107 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:32,810 I want 10000 yens! After! ok 108 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:06,810 It's good and nourishing.I love noodles. 109 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:13,810 Mm, Beethoven, what a musician! This music makes me sad. 110 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,210 As it is some Chopin... 111 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:22,210 -Play something of yours. -No, i don't feel like it, and i'm hungry, 112 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,210 I'm eating with you. 113 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,910 What's wrong with you?! 114 00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,610 Mmm, feel so good... 115 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:22,610 What's wrong?What have you broken Again?Leaveit.I'll clean up!Come back. 116 00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:42,110 Sense, what's wrong with you? 117 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:26,110 An ambulance, quick!An old man Passed out.His adress,Ok. 118 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:39,610 Come quick!Very quick!Please! 119 00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:29,610 Thank you!I'm so honored You came so late. 120 00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:34,610 I was so shoked when i read It in the evenig newspaper. 121 00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:39,610 He was so full of health.Please, Would you like to see him one last time? 122 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:20,610 Sorry for having you waiting. Thank you miss. 123 00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:53,810 Hi, everybody. 124 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:03,810 Mama,i'm so sorry for being late. 125 00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:10,810 Miss yoshi ogawa? Please, come with us.Police. 126 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:37,810 What's the point playing it smart. You have robbed him. 127 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:42,810 Tell us where are this false Teeth.Then, it'll be ok. 128 00:23:44,210 --> 00:23:47,810 So!You won't speak?! Calm down.I'm listening.Why 129 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,810 Do you keep silent.You know Police is very patient and anyway, 130 00:23:52,910 --> 00:23:54,810 we'll find it.If you confess, Sentence will be lighter. 131 00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:58,810 I told you all i know. 132 00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:04,410 Oh, what a beautifull necklace! How long have you got it? 133 00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:08,810 I've bought it today. 134 00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:11,510 Finally, here we are.you speak. 135 00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:14,510 She bought it with the false teeth money. 136 00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:17,510 I bought it with my savings.Check it out. 137 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:33,610 She took 47000 yens today.It's right. And the receipt is..47000 too. 138 00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:43,610 I've been saving for almost 2 years now.I wanted this necklace. 139 00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:47,610 Check at the post ofice.You'll see. 140 00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:51,610 I can smoke, can't i? 141 00:25:08,610 --> 00:25:12,610 An old man false teeth are disgusting. For 1 million, i wouldn't want any. 142 00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:25,510 I've found the false teeth.At her place. In the kitchen, hidden in a rice box. 143 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:30,610 It 's been hard.She's stubborn. 144 00:25:33,810 --> 00:25:39,610 Oh, yes.. This neklace she has bought With her savings, she could have 145 00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:44,610 Have it easily, for sure....But it was Money saved for so long that she was 146 00:25:46,910 --> 00:25:50,610 Sorry to spend it.So, she thinks that she Can sell the false teeth later,then, she 147 00:25:52,310 --> 00:25:55,610 Took the money from her saving account And bought the necklace. 148 00:25:56,910 --> 00:25:57,910 That's it,isn't it? 149 00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:03,910 Hopefully, she didn't take the money In the bag,cause all the bills are fake. 150 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:26,910 yeah, yea, i'm listening.What?!!Are You sure?Ok, i see. 151 00:26:28,510 --> 00:26:32,910 -What'sup? -Oh,nothing.It's about this false teeth. 152 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:36,910 It's fake.Made with white metal. 153 00:26:37,510 --> 00:26:39,910 All is a fake?! 154 00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:43,910 We have found the dentist.He told us the truth. 155 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,910 She's lucky.No reason why to keep Her for a piece of metal. 156 00:27:00,310 --> 00:27:02,910 Come on.Come on.You're free! 157 00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:09,910 Leave me!All my savings! 158 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:25,510 It's over.Come. 159 00:27:29,610 --> 00:27:31,210 Crook!!!!! 160 00:27:35,410 --> 00:27:40,310 Patience is bitter and what's worth waiting for Jaguars and chinchillas to go back to ashes? 161 00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:50,310 If she lets herself know how much she loves jewells, Should she wait for it to jump at her neck? 162 00:34:36,410 --> 00:34:37,910 Do i know you? Satyr! 163 00:34:54,410 --> 00:34:56,910 -Can't you change at home? -I thought it was Jean-claude's car. 164 00:34:58,310 --> 00:34:59,910 -Jean-claude? -He drove me from Paris in the same one, 165 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:03,210 Then he dropped me,this bastard. -You're not in Paris. 166 00:35:04,510 --> 00:35:06,110 -You think you're the only One to have such a car. 167 00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:09,910 -It ain't the same.Dutch plaques,no? -By the fact ,"Dutch",he's a diplomat. 168 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:15,410 -Diplomats have special plaque,please. -Well, i get it, i leave it to you, this car! 169 00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:40,910 It 's no use being angry 170 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:48,910 -Come on, i can drive you -it's useless. 171 00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:53,910 -Where you go? Please! -I don't know.To the station, anywhere. 172 00:35:59,410 --> 00:36:01,910 Is that good? 173 00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:06,910 -You're a student,maybe? -What a joke! 174 00:36:07,410 --> 00:36:09,610 -Then, what? -Extra model. 175 00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:12,910 -Extra? -Yes, once here, once there. 176 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:15,810 -ahhh.. -London, Rome,Munich.. 177 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:19,210 -Amsterdam -No, i'm on holiday,here. 178 00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:22,810 Ah, it's a nice town! you like the canal.. 179 00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:26,410 There isn't any nice shop window. 180 00:36:28,410 --> 00:36:30,410 Come on, ok, get on. 181 00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:43,410 It's a very old one, typical from.. That is... 182 00:36:48,210 --> 00:36:52,410 People live in that.., you see? You don't like it? 183 00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:58,410 -Yes, i do -I like this old thing, but with a 184 00:37:00,210 --> 00:37:01,410 modern inside, and you? -I? i'm starving. 185 00:37:02,910 --> 00:37:05,710 -I met him at Montecarlo -Really? 186 00:37:13,910 --> 00:37:17,710 -Yes, during a fashion showo on a yacht, On Onassi's yacht. 187 00:37:20,910 --> 00:37:22,510 That'll be the cold dutch lunch 188 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:26,510 -Oysters? -No.Sausages. 189 00:37:27,610 --> 00:37:29,710 -Too bad. -It isn't good now 190 00:37:32,610 --> 00:37:34,610 Yes, but there are pearls in it. 191 00:37:56,210 --> 00:37:58,310 -We were engaged; -At Montecarlo? 192 00:38:00,210 --> 00:38:02,310 No, in Paris. 193 00:38:20,110 --> 00:38:25,310 My wife not here.But no obscenity She's gone with my daughter; 194 00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:34,310 No servants either.Single! 195 00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:48,310 I have a beautifull and tall Daughter like you. 196 00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:58,310 Indeed,she's tall! 197 00:39:01,010 --> 00:39:03,310 He's lucky to have you as a fiancee. 198 00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:06,310 -He was! -Oh, of course, he was. 199 00:39:08,810 --> 00:39:10,310 -He's dead. -Oh, how painful! 200 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,410 -In the accident? -Yes in an accident. 201 00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:21,410 Tea! Wait.I bring it fast. 202 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,410 Again! 203 00:40:34,310 --> 00:40:36,410 -How did it happen? -What? 204 00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:42,410 -Was it a catastrophe? -Yes.In he water. 205 00:40:44,010 --> 00:40:47,410 -Fell with the car? -Not in a car. 206 00:40:53,010 --> 00:40:56,710 He was Chief Cousteau favorite frog man. -Cousteau? 207 00:41:00,010 --> 00:41:02,710 Yes.The moviemaker. 208 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:09,710 He suffered from depth dizziness. A shark took advantage of it. 209 00:41:11,310 --> 00:41:13,910 -Oh, poor one. -Horrible. 210 00:41:16,010 --> 00:41:18,910 -Everything has been filmed -And you saw it? 211 00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:23,410 No way, i asked for the negatives To be destroyed. 212 00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:27,010 Well, that's fate. 213 00:41:28,610 --> 00:41:31,310 -Yes..To live you need philosophy -And money too.. 214 00:41:32,510 --> 00:41:34,310 -Pardon? -No, nothing. 215 00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:38,310 I'm late. 216 00:41:40,310 --> 00:41:44,310 Tonight, if you want, we'll have the Better lunch.A great indonesian 217 00:41:46,310 --> 00:41:49,310 Restaurant, ok? -I wonder if it's reasonable. 218 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:55,310 -What do they do all day long? -They read, they knit 219 00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:58,710 They are well ensconced. 220 00:42:02,110 --> 00:42:04,510 You see the building, over there? 221 00:42:09,910 --> 00:42:12,710 -Tonight, at 6,12th floor, at the bar.ok? -Is there a lift? 222 00:42:18,510 --> 00:42:22,710 If any problem, you phone me at my Office, if no, at 6, 12th floor,yes? 223 00:42:27,510 --> 00:42:29,510 -Here. -Ok,thanks... 224 00:42:31,610 --> 00:42:33,710 -No. -Yes, you take it.to wait for tonight. 225 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,410 -It's too much! -No, it's nothing,nothing. 226 00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:39,910 -So i will give it back. -Yes,yes. 227 00:42:42,010 --> 00:42:44,910 Sure?Tonight,6oclock,building. 228 00:45:23,010 --> 00:45:27,910 I want you to be on time tonight because we have a ball at the embassy. 229 00:45:33,810 --> 00:45:35,910 Very well miss, Mr will be there. 230 00:47:14,810 --> 00:47:16,310 Shit! what do i do? 231 00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:18,510 Leave me alone! 232 00:48:40,810 --> 00:48:43,310 My mirror;Shit, 7years of unhappiness 233 00:49:20,810 --> 00:49:22,610 A knife! A knife? 234 00:49:33,810 --> 00:49:35,610 Here a little gift for you. 235 00:49:39,210 --> 00:49:40,910 How nice! 236 00:49:41,910 --> 00:49:43,910 Nice,he? A little windmill 237 00:49:47,210 --> 00:49:48,910 A knife?what for? 238 00:49:51,210 --> 00:49:53,910 -To call the waiter. -Good idea. 239 00:50:18,010 --> 00:50:21,910 -How many dishes? -Amsterdam is said to be the 240 00:50:23,310 --> 00:50:25,910 jewellers town.I don't agree. -Many,many! It's true. 241 00:50:26,910 --> 00:50:28,910 -15..? -Jewellers? 242 00:50:29,910 --> 00:50:31,810 -No,dishes! 243 00:50:34,310 --> 00:50:38,310 -So, how many? -34. 244 00:51:03,610 --> 00:51:07,310 One day,in London, I had a diner at a Chinese restaurant,or jewish, 245 00:51:08,410 --> 00:51:10,310 i don't know,There were 48. 246 00:51:15,010 --> 00:51:16,910 -What? -Dishes! 247 00:51:17,910 --> 00:51:19,410 -48? -Yes! 248 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:21,410 Unbelievable! 249 00:51:32,610 --> 00:51:36,810 You like the Indonesian diner? It's called restafo, and it's not over yet! 250 00:51:44,410 --> 00:51:47,610 -What's wrong with you? -Nothing.It'llpass. 251 00:51:51,410 --> 00:51:53,610 -You feel bad! -The heart.. 252 00:53:45,010 --> 00:53:46,610 My flower... 253 00:54:02,410 --> 00:54:04,010 -It might run over -No care! 254 00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,610 I prepared a bath for you, my darling, It might run overt.. 255 00:54:10,610 --> 00:54:12,210 My darling !.... 256 00:56:00,010 --> 00:56:02,510 You're very punctual, dear sir. 257 00:56:06,010 --> 00:56:07,910 Your ..coat? 258 00:56:09,510 --> 00:56:11,910 Dear, the jeweller is here. 259 00:56:27,010 --> 00:56:29,910 My husband will be ready soon. Sit down. 260 00:57:30,410 --> 00:57:32,910 Let's wait for my husband. 261 00:57:35,810 --> 00:57:38,410 Do you want a cup of tea? 262 00:57:58,210 --> 00:57:59,810 Dear, hurry up.! 263 00:58:10,810 --> 00:58:13,910 My husband.Takes long time to prepare. 264 00:58:16,210 --> 00:58:18,410 This is the one i like the most. 265 00:58:55,210 --> 00:58:57,410 Tea! 266 01:00:18,210 --> 01:00:20,410 How cute! 267 01:00:23,610 --> 01:00:25,410 200. 268 01:00:29,210 --> 01:00:31,410 That's all i have. 269 01:00:35,210 --> 01:00:39,410 Hey,this! See. 270 01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:48,410 Look! Very expensive! Real! 271 01:00:50,510 --> 01:00:52,310 Oh,that'll do! 272 01:01:41,710 --> 01:01:47,710 The one they support is no doubt the smartest In liras or in pounds, he's counting his whores 273 01:01:51,210 --> 01:01:57,610 And if he has no quaims, who is to blame on ? On the Lolas,on the Ursules, who love you for him. 274 01:02:04,210 --> 01:02:05,910 It was in naples. 275 01:02:43,210 --> 01:02:46,610 Tickets! thank you. Is the kid with you? 276 01:03:28,210 --> 01:03:31,210 Even whores travel for free! And some wlll say, we, the train 277 01:03:32,410 --> 01:03:34,510 employees, make the company sink! 278 01:04:10,410 --> 01:04:12,110 -Mr? -Can i help you? 279 01:04:13,410 --> 01:04:16,210 -Sorry, i'd like to go back to Naples. -There's a train on this platform. 280 01:04:17,510 --> 01:04:19,510 -What time? -18h06. 281 01:04:24,010 --> 01:04:25,910 -Anna ! -Maria rosa! what are you doing here? 282 01:04:26,910 --> 01:04:29,510 -Haven't you seen Giuseppone? -He's over there with his two loves. 283 01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,310 You here! Stay back! 284 01:04:43,210 --> 01:04:45,510 You're my witness.I 've forbidden her To come closer. 285 01:04:46,210 --> 01:04:48,210 -I don't want to see you anymore! -Giusepone, listen to me, please! 286 01:04:49,210 --> 01:04:50,410 -No, you're dead to me. -I beg you to listen! 287 01:04:51,410 --> 01:04:54,410 You can't leave me this way.After so many years, with no explanation! 288 01:04:56,110 --> 01:05:01,810 Enough! move! No way baby, you're burnt out. You made a silly mistake, now you have to pay! 289 01:05:02,910 --> 01:05:05,910 I swear on my mother's head, i never solicited anyone! I respect the law! 290 01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:11,510 It's the poilce chief who lied because he can't bare me! 291 01:05:13,310 --> 01:05:16,210 You deseve a good beating,but i won't. You aren't my girl anymore 292 01:05:19,010 --> 01:05:22,610 Maria-rosa, you have to understand him. Giuseppone has always been on the legal side. 293 01:05:23,810 --> 01:05:27,610 He's respectful of authorities.Why, you poor girl, needed to break the 136 Law? 294 01:05:29,810 --> 01:05:31,810 But it's not true... 295 01:05:50,810 --> 01:05:53,810 Here you are at last! Goodnight 296 01:05:55,310 --> 01:05:58,210 Everyday i 've checked at the police Station to know when you're free. 297 01:05:59,110 --> 01:06:02,510 What a week i've had?He, what's wrong? Were you really forced to go back to 298 01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:04,310 your country? 299 01:06:05,210 --> 01:06:07,610 Yes.I only said "goodnight" to him, for I thought i knew him.He was a regular 300 01:06:08,510 --> 01:06:10,610 Like you.Saying "good night" is sollicitating, They said! 301 01:06:11,710 --> 01:06:15,610 -This new law isn't clear about soliciting -True, our laws are ambigous and 302 01:06:16,510 --> 01:06:21,210 Contradictory.Too often, it's a matter of interpretations. 303 01:06:22,910 --> 01:06:27,210 Giuseponne has dropped me, Now, he's with a little slut 304 01:06:28,910 --> 01:06:32,210 I don't want to go back to my country where peole see me as a bitch. 305 01:06:33,910 --> 01:06:35,810 Tell me, what can i do now? 306 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:39,210 We must find a solution. 307 01:06:40,910 --> 01:06:43,710 Meanwhile, you must hide like a prisonner escaped from jail, you understand? 308 01:06:45,910 --> 01:06:49,410 Where's your shack? Not far...but not so loud! 309 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:55,410 Come on, hurry up! 310 01:07:00,110 --> 01:07:02,410 Are you sure it's your home? 311 01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:11,110 You'll get naked! What? You sleep in clothes? 312 01:07:18,110 --> 01:07:21,110 -How high!What storey? -3rd. 313 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:29,110 Take my luggage and go first. 314 01:07:31,110 --> 01:07:33,110 Slow, slow. 315 01:07:43,110 --> 01:07:45,810 -Is this your room? -Yea, don't you like it? 316 01:07:46,810 --> 01:07:48,810 There's a kind of bathroom , If you feel like undressing. 317 01:07:50,810 --> 01:07:52,810 No, you go.I'm not in a hurry. 318 01:07:58,110 --> 01:08:01,310 -What does your father do? -Energy employee. 319 01:08:02,310 --> 01:08:04,210 -Any sisters? -Yes,3. 320 01:08:05,310 --> 01:08:07,310 -Are they pretty? -There are no uglier than them. 321 01:08:08,310 --> 01:08:09,610 You're a student, aren't you? 322 01:08:10,610 --> 01:08:12,610 -What do you study? -Law. 323 01:08:13,610 --> 01:08:15,610 -And does it work well? -Yes, i'm in second year. 324 01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:20,310 So, you're ready.You're looking funny in these clothes. 325 01:08:22,010 --> 01:08:24,610 Take it.Don't you watch. 326 01:08:38,310 --> 01:08:42,610 It's bitterly cod.It's a pain to undress In such a cold. Don't you have heating? 327 01:08:47,310 --> 01:08:51,610 What an annoying cat! Brr,i can't get warm. 328 01:08:55,810 --> 01:09:00,610 Aren't you sleepy? 329 01:09:01,810 --> 01:09:03,610 Are you asleep? 330 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:11,610 -You know you're a strange guy? -Why? 331 01:09:12,610 --> 01:09:14,910 -What do you like in me? -Why? 332 01:09:16,910 --> 01:09:20,910 -You're always with me,always for me. -I like you, that's all. 333 01:09:22,310 --> 01:09:24,310 Really...? 334 01:09:25,810 --> 01:09:27,810 You let me go alone? I hope You come with me! 335 01:09:28,810 --> 01:09:29,810 No,i can't.Take your luggage! 336 01:09:30,810 --> 01:09:32,810 People might see us. What are you Gonna do? Where are you going? 337 01:09:33,810 --> 01:09:35,810 At a friend of mine? for a couple Of days. 338 01:09:37,810 --> 01:09:39,910 -Do you have money? -No, Giusepone took it all. 339 01:09:42,510 --> 01:09:44,910 What a bad luck! I have no money. 340 01:09:48,110 --> 01:09:52,910 See, we'll meet at 1, at the funeral Monument, Via carracia,ok? 341 01:10:29,110 --> 01:10:31,910 -Is that all for me? Who gave it to you? -None of your business ! 342 01:10:32,510 --> 01:10:36,510 -Oh, biscuits.. -Don't you like it? 343 01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:42,510 -Barley! What 's it for? -Coffe, of course. 344 01:10:45,110 --> 01:10:47,810 -What's this? -It's not for you.It's a mistake. 345 01:10:49,610 --> 01:10:52,510 Look!Tuna! It's good to eat. 346 01:10:56,810 --> 01:10:59,810 You can't open it this way. I'll show you. 347 01:11:08,810 --> 01:11:10,810 I've been thinking about your story 348 01:11:11,810 --> 01:11:15,810 If you want to stay in Naples, just Marry a napolitean guy.. 349 01:11:17,810 --> 01:11:20,810 -Who will marry me? -Giusepone. 350 01:11:24,810 --> 01:11:26,510 Are you laughing at me? 351 01:11:27,810 --> 01:11:31,510 Dear child, i won't criticize you But here are the facts: 352 01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:35,810 On the 16th: You removed the parcels number 27 and 35. 353 01:11:40,810 --> 01:11:44,810 I know you did it for a good Purpose, for a good person, but 354 01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:53,510 The treasurer is protesting because We have our own poors! 355 01:12:02,810 --> 01:12:05,510 We have our own welfare services Which should be given, or our confrery 356 01:12:07,810 --> 01:12:13,510 Might lose its authority, which we Are so proud of. 357 01:12:33,810 --> 01:12:35,510 Get ready for the show 358 01:12:39,810 --> 01:12:46,510 You, one parcel for 3 elders. No more squable! ok? 359 01:12:50,810 --> 01:12:54,510 You, be careful with chesnuts, Bad for teeth! 360 01:12:56,810 --> 01:12:58,510 Hurry up with the parcels! 361 01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:04,510 Now, you will attend a great variety show. Sit down! 362 01:13:10,810 --> 01:13:13,510 -Don't you play? -No, i stay here 363 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:20,510 Silence! Behave! it's starting 364 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:28,910 It's starting. Keep quiet! "The marriage proposal" 365 01:13:32,910 --> 01:13:35,910 -Excuse-me, but what are these names? -They are bastards, crooks! 366 01:13:37,510 --> 01:13:38,910 No,it is the names of our patrons. 367 01:13:41,310 --> 01:13:44,510 The deceased signora vincesi natici, This,sir, is a very great woman! 368 01:13:46,310 --> 01:13:49,510 Oh yes, a great woman.. And i must pray for her to go straight 369 01:13:50,810 --> 01:13:53,810 To heaven but i pray for her to go To hell, where she deserves to be cause 370 01:13:54,810 --> 01:13:55,910 I m'sick of being here .. 371 01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:01,810 What a tough salami!.. 372 01:14:10,310 --> 01:14:12,910 -Are you Napolitan? - A 100% napolitan. 373 01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:38,910 -Put the coffee on my bill. -Ok. 374 01:14:47,510 --> 01:14:49,510 Just one second, please. 375 01:14:50,910 --> 01:14:52,910 Let me introduce you to a client, A very clever man. 376 01:14:53,910 --> 01:14:55,910 He's a lawier. He's just had a great idea which 377 01:14:56,910 --> 01:14:58,910 Will enable me to stay for good. 378 01:15:00,410 --> 01:15:02,510 Giusepone, see how bad you look Since you left me! 379 01:15:06,410 --> 01:15:08,410 Look at the one with the hands in His pockets. 380 01:15:09,410 --> 01:15:11,810 -Have you explained it all to him? -Not in details, but he will do whatever 381 01:15:12,810 --> 01:15:15,910 We ask him for what you will give him He's an old man, a little mad 382 01:15:16,910 --> 01:15:17,910 Let's go 383 01:15:19,810 --> 01:15:22,210 -No, not you. -No? What do you mean? 384 01:15:23,510 --> 01:15:26,510 -I mean we have seen you enough -Are you crazy? What's going on with you? 385 01:15:28,910 --> 01:15:33,510 -Rosetta, tell him, don't let me down! -It's enough! 386 01:15:43,210 --> 01:15:46,510 Mutual duties of the spouses. Article 143: 387 01:15:48,610 --> 01:15:52,510 Marriage forces the spouses To live Together, to be loyal, to mutual help. 388 01:15:56,810 --> 01:16:00,810 Article 144: Husband is the family head etc, etc,etc, 389 01:16:03,810 --> 01:16:07,410 Nicola capezzuto, do you agree to have as a Legal wife signorina maria rosa percibalde? 390 01:16:09,810 --> 01:16:13,410 Yes i do. Yes i do. 391 01:16:17,810 --> 01:16:20,210 In the name of law, i declare you Are married. 392 01:16:40,110 --> 01:16:42,010 Long live to the married! 393 01:16:43,010 --> 01:16:45,210 -No champagne? -At the end. 394 01:16:46,210 --> 01:16:47,310 Champagne?You must be dreaming! 395 01:16:49,310 --> 01:16:51,510 Giuseppo, wait! I' m fed up! Let's go home! 396 01:16:53,310 --> 01:16:55,910 What's wrong? Answer me! You're like a nail 397 01:17:00,310 --> 01:17:03,910 You haven't said a word in 3 hours! Do you regret this marriage? 398 01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:17,310 I've just had a great idea! i will organize Marriages on a wide scale, a combination 399 01:17:19,310 --> 01:17:23,310 of the elders and the floozies of Naples. You got it? It's like a coproduction with all 400 01:17:25,310 --> 01:17:29,310 The elders of Naples and the whores from Elsewhere who are sent back home! 401 01:17:33,310 --> 01:17:38,310 No more roadmaps! Then i m the big boss, The girls i marry are under my protecion, 402 01:17:42,310 --> 01:17:46,310 And they will all work for me, and god knows There are a lot who would do anything to 403 01:17:49,310 --> 01:17:55,310 Get their resident permit;Iwill pay the elders A package price, 10000 liras and a good meal 404 01:17:59,310 --> 01:18:03,510 Like your husband.But no napolitan Garbage! I want a real organisation with 405 01:18:05,310 --> 01:18:10,510 Initials like FIAT, DDT, ONU, NATO, With glass-doors,large premises, 406 01:18:13,310 --> 01:18:18,510 Counters, employees. All the Napolitan pimps will depend 407 01:18:21,310 --> 01:18:24,510 On me.There will be a section for the Resident permits, an other for the official 408 01:18:26,310 --> 01:18:28,510 Papers delivery, and a third one for the Medical visit. 409 01:18:29,610 --> 01:18:31,910 -Why ? -Because of the unions!That's the law! 410 01:18:34,610 --> 01:18:38,610 This way, i'll stay clean, as you can see. I wan't to be licit just like big companies, 411 01:18:40,110 --> 01:18:43,810 At every contract, i'll pay an account, and You can trust me, i'll find a system so as 412 01:18:45,110 --> 01:18:46,910 Not to be crooked! 413 01:18:51,910 --> 01:18:53,910 We aren't thieves, have one word! Yo'll marry him! wo's this zebra? 414 01:18:55,910 --> 01:18:59,910 You'll marry him! - Who's this zebra? Never seen before! 415 01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:04,910 Don't worry. 416 01:19:12,910 --> 01:19:16,910 I declare you 're married! Next one! hurry up! 417 01:19:39,910 --> 01:19:41,910 1234! 418 01:19:43,910 --> 01:19:48,910 Long live the married. Cheers 419 01:19:59,810 --> 01:20:06,910 Gold for the country. For the country! 420 01:20:26,410 --> 01:20:28,910 -Shall i work? - No way! Tonight, let's party! 421 01:20:29,910 --> 01:20:31,910 It's our first wedding night 422 01:20:33,910 --> 01:20:35,910 The door's open? Will you take me as a secretary? 423 01:20:37,910 --> 01:20:41,910 What are you doing here? Out! 424 01:20:42,910 --> 01:20:45,910 Yes you have to leave, grandpa'. What have you come here for? 425 01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,510 You heard!? 426 01:20:51,910 --> 01:20:53,910 I'm your husband.You legal spouse! 427 01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:58,410 Certainly not, if i had had to chose a Husband, i wouldn'thave fished you! 428 01:21:00,210 --> 01:21:03,410 Remember thedeal.A good meal,10000 Liras, and you go back home,right? 429 01:21:05,210 --> 01:21:07,810 Of course, at my age, i know well I can't be a real husband. 430 01:21:09,210 --> 01:21:13,210 Though i can't stay, you may make me a favour, as a legal spouse, 431 01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:18,210 I know the church would agree: Let me see you as God has made you! 432 01:21:19,510 --> 01:21:21,210 All naked! 433 01:21:22,510 --> 01:21:23,910 It's not the sea to drink! 434 01:21:25,910 --> 01:21:27,610 Beat it, old perv! 435 01:21:28,910 --> 01:21:31,610 Leave him, giusepo, It'not his fault! He won't die from it, neither will i! 436 01:21:32,610 --> 01:21:34,610 How mean you are! 437 01:21:35,610 --> 01:21:36,610 Here's your hat! 438 01:21:37,610 --> 01:21:39,610 You have no mercy upon the elders! 439 01:21:40,810 --> 01:21:42,810 He broke my bones! -Grandpa' 440 01:21:43,810 --> 01:21:45,810 -Here you are! -They didn't beat you,did they? 441 01:21:47,810 --> 01:21:49,810 -What a rich idea you had! -Why? What's wrong? 442 01:21:50,810 --> 01:21:52,810 If i knew they would treat you so, I wouldn'thave encouraged you to come! 443 01:21:53,810 --> 01:21:55,810 But this is a good opportunity to give them the lesson they deserve! 444 01:21:56,810 --> 01:21:59,810 They took advantage of my imagination And of my knowledge of laws to solve 445 01:22:00,810 --> 01:22:03,810 Their problem, and then they chucked Me out, but let's see who will laugh 446 01:22:04,810 --> 01:22:08,810 The last! Adultery and cohabitation Is punished 2 to 6 years, it won't be long 447 01:22:09,810 --> 01:22:11,510 Before they regret what they have done! 448 01:22:12,810 --> 01:22:15,810 -Oh what a breast! i will never forget! They were like two suns! 449 01:22:17,110 --> 01:22:19,510 And the rest was like the sky.... 450 01:22:22,110 --> 01:22:24,510 Come closer. 451 01:22:33,110 --> 01:22:35,510 Look who's coming by. 452 01:22:38,110 --> 01:22:42,510 Did you call them? Really? So, i lcan go? 453 01:22:44,110 --> 01:22:47,510 Flagrant adultery? I'm cuckoid. 454 01:22:53,110 --> 01:22:56,510 It must be here Are you the plaintiff? 455 01:22:57,510 --> 01:23:00,510 -Yes I am. -You responsability! 456 01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:06,510 Yes indeed! Adultery! and what's more: Cohabitation! 457 01:23:47,110 --> 01:23:52,810 One lies as he breaths and has a good reason! Because of a dry witted prince, losing one's cold blood, 458 01:23:54,110 --> 01:24:00,810 One's self-control and one's melancholy, And then in jail, becoming neurasthenic! 459 01:24:53,510 --> 01:24:59,810 -So young french man, your car has broken down? -Unfortunately! 460 01:25:01,810 --> 01:25:05,810 -What's happened? -The engine is smoking, i'm out of water. 461 01:25:07,810 --> 01:25:09,810 -Water!It's cheap here! Take it! -Thank you! 462 01:25:11,810 --> 01:25:13,810 -Wait! Water is for cars. 463 01:25:18,810 --> 01:25:23,810 -And this! You have a minute? -You speak good french! 464 01:25:27,810 --> 01:25:31,810 -My name is Humlaupt.Konrad!And..you? -Pierre Clement 465 01:25:38,810 --> 01:25:42,110 -It's some... -You don't know?! 466 01:25:45,310 --> 01:25:48,110 -Oh, yes -I have 28 like this! All size! If you have time... 467 01:25:54,310 --> 01:25:58,110 -Unfortunately... -Lucky you! 468 01:25:59,310 --> 01:26:00,310 Why? 469 01:26:01,310 --> 01:26:04,110 The Eiffel tower!The Joconde! You're a great Artits people! 470 01:26:16,310 --> 01:26:18,110 So what? scum! 471 01:26:35,110 --> 01:26:39,110 I hope i'll hear from you soon about our little business, mr Clement. 472 01:26:40,110 --> 01:26:42,110 Mayo9312. 473 01:26:45,110 --> 01:26:47,110 To Mr Konrad Humlaupt kessenberg etc... 474 01:26:51,110 --> 01:26:54,110 Dear sir, my friend, Mr Clément, told me, Before he left for holyday 475 01:26:58,110 --> 01:27:03,110 -No, wait...before he left for a mission abroad -Oh, yes.....told me you were interested by the 476 01:27:07,110 --> 01:27:10,110 Important business we have in charge 477 01:27:11,110 --> 01:27:12,110 Very good! 478 01:27:13,110 --> 01:27:17,110 That is why,as a favor, we give you the opp- ortunity to present your offer to us. 479 01:27:19,110 --> 01:27:21,110 Your presence in Paris is desirable. 480 01:27:22,110 --> 01:27:24,110 Yeah, he'd better! 481 01:27:25,110 --> 01:27:28,110 Find a discret hotel, call Daumesnil 4213, and then wait. 482 01:27:29,110 --> 01:27:32,110 We advise you to keep it totally secret. 483 01:27:34,110 --> 01:27:37,110 Best regards, etc,etc, signed Hervé .... 484 01:27:38,110 --> 01:27:40,110 Des Arcy! 485 01:27:55,110 --> 01:28:02,110 I know! Very annoying!I've been waiting for a week ! 486 01:28:07,110 --> 01:28:11,110 I've been waiting for 12 days now! even 13! 487 01:28:13,110 --> 01:28:15,510 I don't care about The papers! What you mean takes time! 488 01:28:17,110 --> 01:28:20,510 Papers are for....Hang up! 489 01:28:26,110 --> 01:28:31,510 I have enough! I've been waiting enough! Understood!?I don't care for the competitors 490 01:28:34,110 --> 01:28:40,510 Together or not! I want right now! No, not Tomorrow! What, tomorrow? 491 01:28:43,110 --> 01:28:45,510 Oh tomorrow! See you tomorrow, dear friend! 492 01:30:28,110 --> 01:30:30,510 Mrs, please come in 493 01:30:35,110 --> 01:30:37,510 Hat off! 494 01:30:47,110 --> 01:30:50,510 Let me intruduce you to mr Pascal... Carmaillon. 495 01:30:53,110 --> 01:30:55,510 Mr Carmaillon is representing the state Secretary of urbanism. 496 01:30:57,110 --> 01:31:01,810 He's the Gouvernment guarantee. And he was very useful too, 497 01:31:03,110 --> 01:31:06,510 As much as he was able considering his fonctions, in the creation of the.... 498 01:31:15,110 --> 01:31:19,510 LRM services. Contrary to mr Cavaillon, LRMCRS is a private company which was given 499 01:31:23,110 --> 01:31:26,510 the adjuducation of a national market By the government. It's my part to chose 500 01:31:32,110 --> 01:31:36,510 Who is legally allowed to execute the deal. That is why i ask you to come. 501 01:31:40,110 --> 01:31:43,510 In the present deal, The best offer will get it. 502 01:31:44,110 --> 01:31:47,510 Can we have a visit? 503 01:31:52,110 --> 01:31:55,510 This way, this way... 504 01:32:05,110 --> 01:32:08,510 In 1960, the tower was visited by 1735230 Persons. It is repainted every 7 years. 505 01:32:09,910 --> 01:32:12,510 About 35 to 40 tons of painting is needed. 506 01:32:14,510 --> 01:32:17,510 -Quite unbelievable! -Sometimes, it makes you proud to be french! 507 01:32:18,510 --> 01:32:21,510 -How much does it weigh? -7500 tons. It costed 7500000 gold francs, 508 01:32:22,510 --> 01:32:23,310 That is 1 gold franc per kilo. 509 01:32:24,210 --> 01:32:27,510 -Tell me, i hope you won't sell at that price! -My dear friend, you're the one who set the price. 510 01:32:30,210 --> 01:32:33,510 -What is the market price of steel? -10,25 a kilo. 511 01:32:35,210 --> 01:32:37,510 -I offer 12,25 by auction! -13! 512 01:32:38,710 --> 01:32:40,810 -13,25! -We're not yet at this point. 513 01:32:42,710 --> 01:32:46,810 On the first floor, the gastronomic restaurant is opened from 1st of march to 30th of september. 514 01:32:49,710 --> 01:32:52,810 -What's the month? -Later, misters, later. 515 01:32:54,710 --> 01:33:00,810 How beautiful! Not only beautiful, but Big too! Not only big, but grandiose! 516 01:33:02,710 --> 01:33:05,510 Not only grandiose, but inimitable ! 517 01:33:06,710 --> 01:33:08,910 On night, it is enlighted by 170 spots, 3000 watts each. 518 01:33:10,510 --> 01:33:13,110 I'd rather take the stairs, This way, you could have admired the 519 01:33:14,110 --> 01:33:16,110 Approximative 15000 mecanical pieces And the 2500000 rivets, 520 01:33:17,110 --> 01:33:20,010 but there are 1652 steps to climb! 521 01:33:21,810 --> 01:33:24,010 It's high for me! 522 01:33:27,810 --> 01:33:29,010 Here we come! 523 01:33:33,210 --> 01:33:36,810 On the third floor, one of a kind panorama. 524 01:33:41,910 --> 01:33:45,210 I'm out of words. Paris!! 525 01:33:53,810 --> 01:33:55,810 Next time, try not to laugh this way! Stupids! 526 01:34:00,810 --> 01:34:03,810 -You little guy, are scared stiff. -Yes, indeed. 527 01:34:09,610 --> 01:34:12,810 Don't be like that, you've been great! You did better. 528 01:34:16,210 --> 01:34:20,810 Remember selling the funeral monument at Aix? So, what, no reason to chicken out at arrival! 529 01:34:22,310 --> 01:34:25,510 I have too many figures in my mind. It weighs on my leaver, i can't stand it 530 01:34:28,010 --> 01:34:31,410 -Here your pills -Thanks 531 01:34:33,010 --> 01:34:36,410 -Too much tension, i'm dead. -Are you a wimp or shit? 532 01:34:40,010 --> 01:34:43,410 -Don't listen. -I like you better with your fake nose. 533 01:34:45,810 --> 01:34:47,810 -Yes, but this one is mine. 534 01:35:02,310 --> 01:35:06,810 1st floor, 2nd floor, 300 meters! 535 01:35:19,610 --> 01:35:23,810 You told no one about the deal? Not even the bellboy. 536 01:35:27,510 --> 01:35:32,810 Darling, not even the bellboy! Remember! Not a word! Not a word! 537 01:35:48,210 --> 01:35:50,810 -What's going on? -It's disappeared! 538 01:35:51,810 --> 01:35:53,510 -What? -The tower! 539 01:35:54,310 --> 01:35:55,210 -Eiffel! 540 01:36:22,810 --> 01:36:23,210 So.. 541 01:36:24,510 --> 01:36:26,710 You are the first for us, but you could Make a little effort 542 01:36:27,910 --> 01:36:30,710 -What? 13,25! -It's an Art work, remember! 543 01:36:35,510 --> 01:36:38,710 -Oh, ok, sorry. -Delegue has offered 14 and Rodin 14,50. 544 01:36:41,210 --> 01:36:44,710 Yes, but i pay cash! On the nail! That's the difference! In our times, 545 01:36:47,210 --> 01:36:50,710 Cash is rare! -It's not an excuse. 546 01:36:52,210 --> 01:36:54,710 My dear friend, i don't like these hagglings 547 01:36:55,910 --> 01:36:59,910 I give you this deal everybody is fighting for, I'm afraid i'll have to change my mind. 548 01:37:02,510 --> 01:37:04,110 Wait! 549 01:37:12,510 --> 01:37:14,110 -13,75 -Cash? 550 01:37:17,310 --> 01:37:19,110 -Cash. 551 01:37:20,310 --> 01:37:22,110 What do you think, Carmaillon? 552 01:37:26,810 --> 01:37:30,110 No official objection? Very good! By the way, I must remind you of your date, it's 2.30. 553 01:37:46,310 --> 01:37:50,110 You know Mr Carmaillon was very Helpful to us and you too. 554 01:37:52,810 --> 01:37:55,810 Of course, he's honest, but what about A small premium? 555 01:37:58,810 --> 01:38:00,810 I know the usual practices 556 01:38:02,810 --> 01:38:06,810 - He won't agree easily! - I can be tacful! 557 01:38:12,810 --> 01:38:16,810 - When do we sign? - Tomorrow. 558 01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:20,810 So, the deal is done? 559 01:38:23,310 --> 01:38:26,810 - You have my word, Mr humlaupt. - You have mine. 560 01:38:33,310 --> 01:38:37,810 No, i will pay! i'm home here, on this tower! 561 01:38:45,310 --> 01:38:47,810 Easy! ink is still wet. 562 01:38:57,310 --> 01:39:00,810 - Papers are ready. - So is my check! 563 01:39:07,310 --> 01:39:10,810 Now, i only have to sign! 564 01:39:38,310 --> 01:39:40,810 Property! Holding! 565 01:39:53,310 --> 01:39:54,810 Please 566 01:39:59,310 --> 01:40:00,810 Tickets! 567 01:40:12,310 --> 01:40:15,610 He's asking for my.. how funny! 568 01:40:21,910 --> 01:40:23,710 You think i need any? 569 01:40:26,510 --> 01:40:30,910 You know who you're talking to, young man? To the owner! 570 01:40:33,610 --> 01:40:34,910 Tickets! 571 01:40:36,910 --> 01:40:41,510 He insists. I tell you one more time: I'm at home here! 572 01:40:43,410 --> 01:40:46,510 - What's happening? - They don't want to pay! 573 01:40:47,710 --> 01:40:50,510 So what? I have the right, the Eiffel Tower is mine! I have the title deed! 574 01:40:51,710 --> 01:40:54,510 - No more scandal or i call the police! - Go on! Call them! I'll make you arrest! 575 01:40:56,710 --> 01:41:01,510 I'm the owner! You're both fired! No more social insurance ! 576 01:41:18,310 --> 01:41:22,510 73, 75 milliions! Life is beautiful! 577 01:41:31,310 --> 01:41:34,510 Let's go, dudes! The cops! 578 01:41:41,310 --> 01:41:44,710 - It's not for us. - Must be a dude being arrested. 579 01:41:55,310 --> 01:41:58,710 What's this country? Isn't it a democracy!? 580 01:42:01,310 --> 01:42:04,710 I don't want to go in that car! I have my own car! Mercedes ! 581 01:42:27,810 --> 01:42:35,010 Before you have it in for the illegal ones, Let's listen to the principles of immorality : 582 01:42:36,810 --> 01:42:43,210 If you think it's a crime to rob your neighbour, Then you're disrespecting the assassins! 583 01:42:44,810 --> 01:42:46,210 The Great Swindler 584 01:42:53,410 --> 01:42:54,910 Patricia's speaking 585 01:42:56,210 --> 01:43:03,910 Romain left for Casablanca yesterday. When do you leave? 586 01:43:06,510 --> 01:43:08,510 Charity does not think Evil. 587 01:43:10,210 --> 01:43:12,910 No, we won't stay tonight. 588 01:43:15,510 --> 01:43:18,410 Why do you leave for New-York so soon? 589 01:43:20,910 --> 01:43:24,410 Charity bears everything. 590 01:43:28,510 --> 01:43:31,010 So i have a seat too? 591 01:43:33,510 --> 01:43:37,210 Charity believes everything. Charity never fails. 592 01:43:39,110 --> 01:43:41,910 Ok. In 2 hours. At the renaissance hotel. 593 01:43:45,110 --> 01:43:49,610 For now, i'm going out to the medina To finish a film that's left in my camera. 594 01:43:52,110 --> 01:43:54,610 Camera ! 595 01:45:41,110 --> 01:46:07,610 And here 's the money ! 596 01:46:34,110 --> 01:46:36,610 How much for the djellaba? 597 01:46:38,610 --> 01:46:40,910 Ok, give it to me. 598 01:46:57,610 --> 01:47:00,610 What have i done? I don't understand. 599 01:47:06,610 --> 01:47:10,610 Leave me! I did nothing wrong. 600 01:47:37,610 --> 01:47:41,610 You're looking much more like Loopy the loop than like a police officer. 601 01:47:43,610 --> 01:47:45,610 So what? 602 01:47:48,710 --> 01:47:52,710 It's been more than 3 weeks that fake Bills are flooding Marrakesh. 603 01:47:56,710 --> 01:47:59,710 But flooding season is far off now !! 604 01:48:05,510 --> 01:48:08,710 We thought you may tell us where this bill comes from. 605 01:48:12,510 --> 01:48:14,110 So, pussycat.... 606 01:48:15,510 --> 01:48:16,710 I already said i don't know. 607 01:48:24,510 --> 01:48:28,710 -Who gave it to you? -I'm really sorry but i swear i don't know. 608 01:48:34,510 --> 01:48:35,410 Well...Here's your passport, miss 609 01:48:41,510 --> 01:48:45,410 -So, you're on holliday in Marakkech? -No, i'm working 610 01:48:48,510 --> 01:48:51,210 I thought beautiful women didn't work in America. 611 01:48:54,510 --> 01:48:57,810 What a mistake! I'm a reporter at the San Francisco Wxyz, channel 8. 612 01:48:59,510 --> 01:49:04,810 -What is it? -It's a tv channel. I travel the world for reportings. 613 01:49:09,510 --> 01:49:14,810 Can you tell me what the word " reporting" exactly means? 614 01:49:22,510 --> 01:49:27,810 It means filming. Things, places, and people as they are. 615 01:49:47,510 --> 01:49:52,810 Oh yeah,I got it. You're making documentary films. Like Mr Rouch. 616 01:49:56,510 --> 01:50:00,810 Yes, that's it. These are raw pictures. Cinema verite. 617 01:50:06,510 --> 01:50:11,810 I'm looking for the truth too, but not in the same way. By the way, we'll never find it. 618 01:50:13,010 --> 01:50:16,510 -What time is it? -It s 2. 5 past 2. 619 01:50:17,510 --> 01:50:21,810 -May i leave? I have a date. I'm late. -It doesn't matter. You're coming with me in my car. 620 01:50:38,210 --> 01:50:41,810 I saw on your passport that you came from Poland. What were you doing there? 621 01:50:42,210 --> 01:50:46,810 My reporting. I met quite a curious character in Varsovia 622 01:50:49,210 --> 01:50:55,810 He had bought some Karl Marx photos to the government, He drew another beard over it and sold it to farmers, 623 01:51:01,210 --> 01:51:04,810 telling them it was the Christ's portrait. 624 01:51:05,210 --> 01:51:09,810 - What is the name of your show? - "The most extroadinary human being i ever met" 625 01:51:11,210 --> 01:51:14,310 The show is sponsored by the Reader's digest. 626 01:52:05,210 --> 01:52:10,310 -Your friends didn't wait for you, did they? -No, but we had no precise date. 627 01:52:15,210 --> 01:52:20,110 If you like, i go to Casablanca tomorrow. I can take you there. 628 01:52:23,210 --> 01:52:25,310 - All right 629 01:52:31,210 --> 01:52:34,810 See you tomorrow morning. At 11. 630 01:52:47,210 --> 01:52:51,810 Money. Money problem. That's it. That's it. Come on, let's go. 631 01:52:58,210 --> 01:53:00,810 Follow it. 632 01:53:29,610 --> 01:53:31,810 What's the matter? 633 01:53:38,210 --> 01:53:41,810 I'm a reporter at the San Francisco Wxyz, channel 8. 634 01:53:43,210 --> 01:53:45,810 Do you speak english? 635 01:53:48,910 --> 01:53:53,810 Miss, above all, i like lucidity. Only if you keep that in mind, i may 636 01:53:56,910 --> 01:53:59,810 Have an interview with you. 637 01:54:05,910 --> 01:54:07,810 Are you the counterfeiter? 638 01:54:15,910 --> 01:54:20,810 - Are you going to tell the police? - Not at all. I just want to film you. 639 01:54:35,310 --> 01:54:39,810 As modest as i am, you may not think Enough that i may have some feelings. 640 01:54:46,910 --> 01:54:49,410 I promise i won't say a word. 641 01:54:51,910 --> 01:54:53,810 So will you let me film and ask you a few questions? 642 01:54:56,910 --> 01:54:59,810 Charity bears everything 643 01:55:01,910 --> 01:55:05,810 From evil comes good. Mistrust is a step to Trust. 644 01:55:13,910 --> 01:55:16,810 - Where were you born? - In Singapour. 645 01:55:24,510 --> 01:55:26,910 Have you been a counterfeiter for long? 646 01:55:28,510 --> 01:55:30,810 Of course 647 01:55:31,510 --> 01:55:34,810 Tell me miss, haven't you had an accident, Four years ago,... a brain injury? 648 01:55:38,510 --> 01:55:43,810 Strange effects follow it: not only you're unconscious of anything for a 649 01:55:45,510 --> 01:55:50,810 more or less long time just after the Injury, but also, strangely, you forget 650 01:55:56,510 --> 01:56:02,810 For ever what happened, for a more or Less long time, just before this injury. 651 01:56:20,810 --> 01:56:26,810 That is, at a time when mind was absolutly Conscious of what was happening to himself 652 01:56:32,810 --> 01:56:39,810 And quite able, also, to store it in memory, To store what he used to do, but all in vain, 653 01:56:49,810 --> 01:56:53,510 Since the injury came after to sweep it all away. 654 01:56:58,810 --> 01:57:00,810 Why won't you answer? 655 01:57:04,810 --> 01:57:06,810 What's your name? 656 01:57:14,810 --> 01:57:17,810 Why do you give the money you make to the beggars? 657 01:57:24,410 --> 01:57:26,810 It's not so easy to know oneself 658 01:57:31,410 --> 01:57:36,810 Who knows, my dear miss, if you 're really The one that you believe you are? 659 01:57:38,410 --> 01:57:41,810 For a certain time, stranger things happen. 660 01:57:53,410 --> 01:57:55,810 Do you do it all over Africa? 661 01:57:57,410 --> 01:58:03,810 I make dollars too. And i'm driving an americ _an car so that the police doesn't suspect me. 662 01:58:10,410 --> 01:58:13,810 Aren't people getting furious when they realize it' s fake money? 663 01:58:16,410 --> 01:58:19,410 It's the worst swindle.It's almost Robbery ! 664 01:58:24,410 --> 01:58:26,410 No, Charity doesn't think Evil. 665 01:58:29,410 --> 01:58:32,410 I'm not like Fourrier, a promoter of Impossible plans. 666 01:58:35,410 --> 01:58:38,410 I'm both a philantrop and a businessman who is building up a philantropic 667 01:58:41,410 --> 01:58:43,410 and financial workable project. 668 01:58:56,710 --> 01:58:59,410 -What do you mean? Workable? -I was about to tell you. 669 01:59:02,710 --> 01:59:06,410 After i ensured that my invention was Patented and exhibited,i devoted myself 670 01:59:08,710 --> 01:59:12,410 To the examination of what stood around me. As i thought that so far,the world was 671 01:59:14,710 --> 01:59:19,410 Getting drunk on his own glory in a glass House,i deeply felt how fragile the greatness 672 01:59:22,710 --> 01:59:26,410 Of this world was. Then, i said to myself: The world needs a worldwide scale help. 673 01:59:30,710 --> 01:59:34,410 The worldwide charity will be a worldwide Company whose main goal is to organize 674 01:59:36,710 --> 01:59:42,410 methodically universal charity and the advance of Generosity. 675 01:59:52,710 --> 01:59:56,410 To reach this goal, the company shall be allowed by all the governments, 676 01:59:59,710 --> 02:00:05,410 to raise annually a great charity tax on all mankind, like in Caesar Times. 677 02:00:13,710 --> 02:00:18,410 A tax that should should be like the tax revenue in England. 678 02:00:23,710 --> 02:00:25,410 Why are you filming me this way? 679 02:00:27,410 --> 02:00:30,810 I don't know. Because i'm looking for Something...The truth. 680 02:00:34,410 --> 02:00:37,810 -What for? -Showing it to the people. 681 02:00:40,410 --> 02:00:44,810 So, you'robbing me of something, and you too, are robbing others. 682 02:01:26,410 --> 02:01:32,810 Why are you telling me all this? Only now! 683 02:01:34,410 --> 02:01:36,810 To have a clear conscience. 684 02:01:45,410 --> 02:01:49,810 I see, you have been recruited by this Company in order to organize methodically 685 02:01:58,410 --> 02:02:01,810 -Maybe. -Disgusting! 686 02:02:04,410 --> 02:02:07,810 No,why? He's sick. He's a dork. 687 02:02:18,410 --> 02:02:24,810 He said nothing else. Your story ends here. 688 02:02:29,410 --> 02:02:34,810 Yes, he turns his back to me, letting me guess, With perplexity, when we had got rid of 689 02:02:40,410 --> 02:02:45,810 The fictional character to find the real one, if such one ever existed. 690 02:02:50,410 --> 02:02:54,810 Yes, if there was such a one, And the young San Francisco filmmaker 691 02:02:56,410 --> 02:03:00,810 remembered these wellknown lines, with A full meaning, while she was watching 692 02:03:01,410 --> 02:03:03,810 the disappearing horizon: 693 02:03:05,410 --> 02:03:08,810 "The whole world is a theater, and every men, and every women, 694 02:03:10,210 --> 02:03:13,810 mere actors, coming in, going out, and one man plays many parts in his life." 695 02:03:15,910 --> 02:03:20,810 No matter ethics in the swindles matter, Yes, enough with ethics and cracks. 696 02:03:24,910 --> 02:03:28,810 In the scum, the scum of time, shall The swindlers we were, diamants 697 02:03:29,910 --> 02:03:31,810 Lovers, drown.